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Sometimes job interviews don't go exactly as planned - or in the case of this girl's interview maybe it did? She's not able to perform the functions of a secretary but she is able to offer other compensations to anyone that hires her! This desperate job seeker does exactly what it takes to secure a position and take a hell of a lot of jizz while she is at it. Maybe they can hire a typist and let her do what she does best, suck cock and get a facial!

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I have a very extensive music collection, and the last few songs have all been cowboy songs (surprising considering I don’t have many like that) so with the taste of Easter chocolate in my stomach I recall what I learned on South Park years ago…Cowboys and Chocolate = Gayness and sadly part of my responsibility to you is also to review gayness, so I will take it as a sign to grab one and get it over with so here we go.

So anyway, we follow the pathetic adventures of some candy-assed loser named Stu who is almost as much of a flaming closet case as Tom Cruise is jokingly purported to be. Now sure enough the chicks in this movie aren’t exactly what you would call hot or even attractive, while the dudes on the other hand are these crazy muscle beach guys, but Stu here is supposedly straight but seems to actually enjoy cock more than pussy.

The action is confusing to say the least but the performers do seem to get off, in an amateurish way.

Bi Bi Stu gets two cocks-up, mostly because I watched it stoned and Stu’s idiocy was like one of those bad sitcoms that you kinda laugh at anyway.

Every guy's dream is to have six holes to choose from instead of 3, isn't it? Rhonda and Mary are ready to make that fantasy come alive. These two are here to slob your knob while they play with each other. They'll give u the option of any or all of their fuck holes if u can handle it. They want it in the butt, in the muff, and the facial on the face. But whose face? I guess this lucky bastard gets to decide that for himself because he's the only 1 actually fucking them! Your dream may not come true today but you can watch it happen for a fellow guy.

Just look at how she just chows down on this big dick! She's a fucking cocksucking whore who just so happens to be reigning queen of her domain! Now let's shoot up that pretty fat face of hers!

Finally a movie with more soul than Terms of Endearment mixed with Shaft and blended with Superfly. Oops, did I say soul? I must be dazed and confused from the smell of all these feet…I meant sole.

That’s right foot fetish flick time…yknow what I mean, those guys who get off on footjobs and whose ancestor’s enjoyed the extra dexterity of their monkey feet when jacking off, and genetic memory carries true cos these dudes totally dig the feel of toes and soles wrapping around their cocks and jacking them with a strength and edge that I guess a handjob just lacks for them.

One of the good things about Foot Traffic 2 compared to some of the other foot fetish flicks I’ve reviewed is that there’s also actual sex in the movie and the sluts in these five scenes totally enjoy getting these dudes cocks slippery and lubed for some foot action with some outstanding blowjobs. These are chicks that obviously love cock whether it’s in their hands, in their mouth, rubbed against their bodies, in their pussies or firmly clamped between the soles of their feet and jacked with their toes. It’s a known fact that the soles of the feet are one of the more sensitive erogenous zones on the female body and that scent and sexuality go hand in hand.

So the combination in this movie when the guys go down on these chicks feet being consumed by the scent and pushing their ’slut-buttons’ as they suck on their toes raises the heat beyond what I presume even the director had anticipated and Foot Traffic 2 gets four cocks-up.

Rose Petal sucks on her thumb. She gets fucked from behind and she can do nothing but spread her legs even more! Soon she's got her face covered with a nice glazing. She then sucks off the dick and gets a cum shot to the face.

This beautiful girl gave this guy the fuck of his life as he glazes this beautiful European slut. She finishes him off by sucking all the cum out of his dick.

Okay, enough of this bullshit. Bobby Rinaldi, I’m calling you out…and Wildlife productions, that’s right, you know I’m talking about you too. Time to find out where you’re based and come down and heads will freakin roll! I am so sick and freakin tired of people titling things as though they are something that they aren’t or something cool (that’s right Will.i.am, I am talking about you and your dumbass name too). Like you could’ve just called this ‘Hot Chicks Fucking’ and people would’ve watched it for that, instead of lying and implying that I’m gonna get to watch some chick constantly getting her holes simultaneously stuffed…especially since your movie didn’t actually have that.

So I start this up, and what do I get for my first scene…just some freaking vanilla sex like I would get to see on Playboy channel during their hardcore movie nights. Okay I figure, they’re just slowly setting the atmosphere or whatever, and then by the end of scene two, sure I’ve seen some anal and pussy fucking, but unless there’s another dude there that’s invisible I sure as hell haven’t seen any double action. So finally more than halfway through the third scene (which is also more than halfway through the movie with the title that implies it’s full of dp action…Liars) we get some dp action happening, and yeah, the chick is totally into it, she’s being hammered hard, then all of a sudden it’s over. Like what the fuck, call this movie Double Tease. The hottest scene comes next, and to give an example of how mistitled this movie is, it doesn’t even have any dudes in it. The heat factor on it is way up though cos the two chicks are obviously totally into each other, and I’m sure if you’re watching it, this is where you’ll blow your load. For being such liars, and mistitling their movie, Double Play gets only one cock-up, and if you watch it for the double action, be sure not to blink. Otherwise kudos to the chick on chick action in this movie.

Brittaney Madison has sucked the cock and shes soon taking a mouth full of cum to the face. The clip is over but you get some bonus bitches.... these ho's are hoodrat bitcches that tbh you'd have to be past last call to even consider banging except for that third one with cumo n her chin.

All day long and all night long, they can’t seem to get enough! these sluts are hungry for hard cock, and will do anything to ride it all day and night! These curvy bitches are gorgeous, and ready for some suck and fuck action! Dripping wet their pussies ready to be penetrated over and over!

Ten gorgeous girls partake in sizzling girl on girl action before tag-teaming giant cocks during an amazing 2 on 1 hard-core sex frenzy. Beautiful babes are getting banged left and right, some even squirting, before opening wide to receive the hot steamy splashes of cum as the other licks, savors, and swaps the goo back into her mouth. This is Cum Catchers 2.

British brunette tart Roxy is joined by Jenaveve, who looks absolutely smoking in a hot black outfit. Jenaveve doesn’t waste any time kissing Roxy and stripping her down before the girls work back and forth exploring and kissing each other. They then head into the front room where Brandon is waiting. He admires each girl’s ass and lets Roxy tongue Jenaveve’s ass before dropping his drawers for the girls to taste his cocksicle. Brandon eats Roxy’s holes before Jenaveve climbs on top of her so Roxy can suck her tits while Brandon tongues her undercarriage. Brandon moves back and forth fucking Roxy missionary style and Jenavave doggystyle before Roxy tastes his cock again while Jenaveve moves down to eat Roxy. Roxy goes for a cowgirl ride before letting Jenaveve bounce on Brandon’s bone reverse cowgirl style and have a little doggy action. Roxy gets more missionary work and even lets Jenaveve have some missionary action before Brandon pops in Jenaveve’s mouth. She swaps it down to Roxy, and they share a nice kiss before Roxy swallows it all down.

Penny and Naudia bend over to show their ample assets before giving each other a soft kiss and explore each other until Alex joins them, who crawls in and kisses his way up their luscious legs. The two sluts drop down to suck Alex’s cock, with Penny giving instructions most of the time that Naudia eagerly follows. The girls move to the couch, where Penny gets missionary work while Naudia sits on her face, sucks her juices off Alex’s cock, and plays with her titties. Nadia then takes a reverse cowgirl ride before turning around so Alex can doggystyle her. Penny gets more missionary in before letting Alex spear Naudia’s sphincter from behind. Alex keeps working Naudia’s ass over through missionary and pile driver before going back to fucking Penny’s pussy missionary style. He drops a nice load in Penny’s mouth, who swaps a nice dose of dick droppings down to Nadia’s mouth, who definitely swallows it and licks off everything that missed Penny’s mouth.

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Brunette Michelle gets it on with bottle blonde Donna outside a pool before leading her inside and continuing to work on her. As soon as Nick joins them they kiss him, grope him, and help him to strip down, with Donna sliding her pussy onto his tongue while Michelle goes to work sucking his cock. The girls trade places before moving to a couch for Nick to rail Donna missionary style while offering Michelle several tastes. The girls trade places again so that Michelle’s pussy can get some missionary action before she impales her ass on Nick’s cock reverse cowgirl style. Michelle takes a couple tastes of her ass from Nick’s cock before he pops in Donna’s mouth. Afterwards, Donna drops Nick’s loads into Michelle’s mouth, which she eagerly accepts with a kiss before swallowing it down.

Angela, a hot dirty blonde is joined by smoking hot brunette Christie After a quick kiss, Christie drops down to kiss her way around Angela’s stomach and to admire Angela’s ass. They strip down and, after a little pussy play, Christie has Angela lay down on the floor so she can grind her pussy against Angela’s. Sean walks in when Christie hops off and lets the girls attack his manhood orally. Angela has the first penetration reverse cowgirl style and, after Angela squirts on her, lays back for Sean to pile driver her twat. She takes some missionary work before Angela bounces on Sean’s stick until she squirts again. Not to be completely outdone, Christie impales her ass on Sean’s cock reverse cowgirl style and then in pile driver. Sean pops in Angela’s mouth and she shows it off and then swaps it down to Christie, who pulls Angela’s head down to share it in a kiss before blowing bubbles and swallowing it.

Bottle blonde Genesis, looking very hot in a black halter top and skirt, joins sandy haired Samantha, who’s looking just as hot in a black skirt and green halter. The girls kiss and check out each other’s tits before Genesis drops down to give Samantha’s pussy a little oral attention. They continue until Kurt arrives, who kisses and spanks both girls before letting them join up on him orally, sucking his cock as well as licking his ass. They move to a bedroom where Kurt drills Genesis from behind as she eats Samantha’s pussy and then fucks Samantha missionary style. The girls take turns riding Kurt reverse cowgirl style and get in a little doggy action before Kurt reams Genesis’s rectum missionary style. She takes a good taste until Kurt pops in Samantha’s mouth, who lets it drip down into Genesis’s mouth before they share a kiss and Genesis swaps it back to Samantha to swallow it down.

Cum Catchers 2 is worthy enough to “catch”. There’s good energy and chemistry that it’s easy for The Whackman to get drawn into the movie. Christie Lee and Angela Stone took home the prize for The Whackman with their great energy, vocals, and over the top chemistry and Michelle Lay and Donna Doll was the worst scene because Donna seemed left out. The camera work is all to the good with the exception of the final scene—it has a few minor problems with comments from behind the camera not being cut out of the movie and a few rough edits with things seeming like they should have been cut out staying in. Even with those faults, The Whackman unloaded 7 healthy, massive spitball loads of cum which unfortunately was only caught by The Whackman’s screen.